Woman shocked by ‘X-rated’ find in MIL home

There are wires you don’t want to pull, especially when that wire is attached to some suspicious paraphernalia in your mother-in-law’s house.

A woman was left blushing and confused as she cleaned out her in-laws’ closets after tripping over a bizarre phallic object.

“OK we found 2 of these doilies while cleaning my MIL’s house,” she shared on Facebook, alongside a photo of an erect object covered in red and pink crocheted panties .

The increasingly mortified daughter-in-law continued, “Please tell me that’s not what we think. There must be some innocent use for them like a cozy candlestick or something? »

A woman on Facebook has shared a strange discovery she made while cleaning her mother-in-law’s house. “Please tell me it’s not what we think it is,” she pleaded.

The puzzling images prompted hundreds of Facebook comments over the weekend from the closed group Things Found in Walls — And Other Hidden Findings, which has more than 534,000 members.

“I feel like MIL had some flings,” a follower suggested.

Another joked, “It’s a phallus flower. Dating back to Victorian times. They were worn by upper class men when dressing up with the valet, to ensure modesty.

“Sometimes a guy just likes to feel classy,” one follower said.

Someone also said he believed the erotic whatchamacallit might be “a failed attempt at an early condom”.

Despite the range of X-rated comments, the answer was fully G-rated.

One Facebook user said: ‘My grandma had one’ – as others also recognized it as an old-fashioned dressing for floral bouquet stems.

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